Dark Horse joins Comixology, hype quickly deflated.

And this is how Dark Horse joins Comixology...not with a bang, but a whimper.

The hype train began on Friday when mysteriously and unexpectedly, Comixology simultaneously sent out a cryptic tweet saying just "Coming Soon" (accompanied by a video of Hellboy's watch ticking on his arm) and launched a countdown site counting to 9 AM Pacific this morning. 

Today the clock hit 9 AM and the "magic happened". Well, at least it did if you like being underwhelmed.

Like Hellboy? Hope so, there is a shitload of him to read.

There are a couple of main problems with Dark Horse joining Comixology...one I sorta expected, and one that is a mind numbingly stupid move.

-They are not adding any way to sync the titles you previously purchased directly from Dark Horse into your Comixology account.

I have to say that I thought this was a long shot anyway, but it is disappointing to see that they didn't figure out some way to do it. Comixology's platform is (imo) a much superior reading experience to DH's, and it sucks that my previously purchased titles are locked to the lesser app of the two.

When asked about it, Comixology said that "This was not possible now, but they would pass it on." That was a little more optimistic than Dark Horse's "This is not possible."

But this move makes more sense when you realize the second thing they did, which is a complete head scratcher...

-Dark Horse is only putting their trade paperbacks, stand alone graphic novels and manga on Comixology.

Yes, you read that right. You can read it directly from their press release if you find it hard to believe. I know I did.

Yes, Dark Horse's much hyped appearance on Comixology's platform will exclude all single issues from their catalog, limiting your purchasing options. 

This announcement, when it was teased last week, lit the digital comic world on fire. Hell, I was hyped as fuck as well, but the actual launch today has completely taken that hype down to almost nothing. 

If you've never bought a DH comic digitally and you love Trade Paperbacks, this will be right up your alley. Existing DH customers who buy individual issues? Yeah, this won't be for you.

Sources:

Dark Horse Press Release

Comixology Press Release

My long road to Secret Wars - An introduction

Unless you've been living under a rock for the last several months (or year? Have they been pimping this for a year?) then you've certainly heard of Marvel's big event book of the year, Secret War!

The brain child of Johnathan Hickman, this thing has been hinted at and teased for a long time. Basically, it's this weird mash up of multiple (all) of Marvel's universes, where they all fight it out in this strange new world that Earth has become, named Battleworld.

This giant cross-over event is said to not only shake up the status quo, but in fact Battleworld IS the new status quo.

So with all the mish-mashing of Marvel universes from over the years together, this thing will probably be confusing, right? Never fear, true believer! Marvel has released a nice little 'Reading Chronology" chart.  Check it out:

Marvel's "Convienient Road Map" (Click for full size)

Simple, right?

If you said, "But that's pretty much every major event of the last 20 years!" you would be correct. 

Anyway...since I have this blog to write (and much like Metal Gear Solid's Grey Fox, I love pain), I have decided to go through every single item on this chart, read them, and write about them.  Following that, I will move on to Secret Wars proper (That will probably be around 2020 or so, at my reading speed).  The jury is still out about if I'll tackle the Secret Wars tie-ins, because there are so fucking many of those.

Anyway, I am ready to begin my long road to ruin Secret Wars with ...erm...Secret Wars!
...The 1984 one. They really shouldn't have reused the name, it just confuses things.

See you soon, hopefully.

Comic v. Adaptation - iZombie: Where creativity and derivativeness collide.

I picked up the first issue of iZombie a while ago, back when I was first getting into digital comics. I had just purchased an iPad and was scouring Comixology for some new stuff to read. Seeing the first issue was going for $1, I quickly snapped it up...and didn't love it. I'm not going to lie. More recently, upon hearing the TV series was coming, I decided to revisit the series (Well, the TV premiere tie in sale at Comixology helped encourage me too) and see if a second try would work out better. It sure did.

Click to Purchase @ Comixology

iZombie #1
Written by Chris Roberson
Art by Michael Allred
Release Date: May 5, 2010






iZombie begins with the story of Gwen Dylan, a gravedigger by day. The first issue plays as your typical (I guess?) 20 something hipster-type working a crappy job scenario, that is until the last couple pages throw at you that she sneaks out once a month, cracks open the skulls of the recently buried and eats their brains. While never really shown in the series, it's addressed a few times that should Gwen go too long without eating a brain, she goes full stereotype and gets all bitey and shamblely.

Shortly after eating her first brain (in the series, not in total) we find that she begins to hear the voices and see the memories of the person the brain belonged too. They yell at her unless she works to solve their murder or whatever unfinished business they want her to take care of.

To aid her in this task, Gwen enlists the help of her only two friends in the world, Scott (a were-terrier) and Ellie (a ghost). Along the way all kinds of craziness gets brought into the story, from Vampires, Mummies and Frankenstein's monster-type creatures, to a Zombie-Abraham Lincoln led government monster force and an ancient society of monster slayers. Hell, there's even a Cthulhu-esque ancient one who resides between dimensions thrown in for good measure. Somehow, the book ties the mythologies of pretty much all of this together in a way that is not only fascinating, but works.

This is where the TV series comes in.

Click to Purchase @ Amazon Instant Video

iZombie - Pilot
Written by Rob Thomas & Diane Ruggiero-Wright
Directed by Rob Thomas
Air Date: March 17, 2015






iZombie is a Rob Thomas (Veronica Mars) produced series. It centers around Liv (Rose McIver), a med student who is scratched by a zombie one day at the beach during a minor zombie outbreak. 5 months after the incident, Liv is now working as a coroner's assistant at a morgue and eats the brains of the recently deceased who roll through her doors. Like in the comics, she does gain the memories of the dead, however, here she teams up with a police detective to solve these crimes and just claims she's a psychic.

Liv, with her co-worker Ravi and Det. Babineaux

Liv does not have a scooby gang of friendly monsters to help her out for two major reasons:

1. In the TV series, there are no other monsters. Zombies are the only ones who exist in this universe.
2. Unlike Gwen from the comics, Liv still carries out her normal life. Yes, instead of hiding away in a crypt, she just keeps hanging out with her family, acting like nothing has changed

While the comic does introduce a bunch of quirky and interesting concepts, the show, for the most part, discards those wholesale. The series takes the most basic elements of the comic's premise and waters it down into what is basically a standard detective show, if the main character was a zombie.

Everything about the show, the dialog, pacing, structure, character traits all feel extremely familiar and as if they were all lifted from a previous Thomas produced show. Thus, the series has been nicknamed by me "Undead Veronica Mars".

The comic is a very weird but very interesting and original take on the old, cliched monster stories. I found it (while sometimes slightly convoluted) very enjoyable. That's why it saddens me that much of that has been stripped away and turned into pretty much a detective procedural that we have all seen before.

Full disclosure: Upon writing this post, I have only seen the pilot of the series. I feel I can glean enough from that episode to determine the general tone and direction the series is taking. HOWEVER, I will follow up with viewing some more episodes and will amend this post should need be.

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